Dear Santa

Dear Father Christmas
Thank you for my present. I know I asked you for two 21 year old nymphomaniac twin models who found me utterly irresistible, whose father was a millionaire brewery owner who thought the sun shone out of my arse, and for 13.23 tons of Viagra, but this was much, much, better, and I [...]

Eight for 2008

Nich Starling has tagged me to do Iain Dales meme, which is ‘My 8 wishes for 2008′.
So, in no particular order, I would like;
1) The Mariners to avoid relegation, and scrape into the play-offs via a late charge.
2) Ron Paul to win the republican nomination.
3) That the LPUK launch goes well, and not too much [...]

Back to Stalin, then.

Obviously keen to switch his image back from Bean to Stalin, we have this insanity.
Civil servants to have the power to confiscate passports without recourse to the courts? Fuck right off. And the first agency to get these powers? Why, the CSA’s successor. Holy Shit.

Christmas football; aka a guide to Harry Haddock’s mood over the next two weeks.

The Christmas football period got of to a start today, with the Mariners playing 5 crucial matches between today and Sat 5th of Jan. They managed a point away at Stockport today (1-1), which was more than I expected,given their respective league positions, although Grimsby were 1-0 up for most of the game. Their league [...]

The Harry Haddock Christmas message

It would easy to get overly depressed with the state of the UK at the moment. To say that the big three parties have taken a turn towards ‘authoritarianism’ would be an understatement. Clearly leading the way would be the BBC / Nu Labour alliance, with their desire to lock people up for longer and [...]

Oh, won’t someone please think of the children….

‘ Shotgun licences issued to eight-year-olds ‘, the headline screams, painting a picture of those tiny tearaways running around with a Browning and an alcopop shooting up the neighbourhood.
Mothers against guns (what the fuck has this got to do with them, an organisation dedicated to wiping out urban, drug related gun crime?), and the evil, [...]

Dale slates Paul

In an ‘interesting’ post over at Iain Dales Diary, he gives us the results of his survey about attitudes to various US presidential candidates.
He then goes on to gives his personal views;
‘Depending on who the two final candidates are, I find myself moving slowly away from the Republican Party - something I never thought would [...]

Brown and backing

Is Brown actually able to get off the bloody fence and back anybody at all? If he keeps pissing about failing to confirm that King will get a round two, it can only be bad for the markets. I wonder if he wets the bed as well?

Hey, I’m down with the kids, I’m Cool Clegg

Clegg tries to become ‘down with the kids’ Cool Clegg by enlisting Brian Eno. Unfortunately, he lives up to his calamity image and much merriment was had at Harry Haddock towers. Imagine,a Fib Dem telling, erm, fibs.
chortle chortle

Who needs the BNP with ‘friends’ like these.

It can’t be much cop being a Muslim in the UK at the moment. Many of the mosques stand accused of having dubious connections with an extremist branch of the religion hailing from the middle east; the government appear to be making anti terror laws that, while they have the power to enslave us all, [...]