Dear Santa

Posted on December 27, 2007 by Harry Haddock

Dear Father Christmas

Thank you for my present. I know I asked you for two 21 year old nymphomaniac twin models who found me utterly irresistible, whose father was a millionaire brewery owner who thought the sun shone out of my arse, and for 13.23 tons of Viagra, but this was much, much, better, and I bow to your better judgement.

Regards

Harry Haddock

Filed under: BBC / Nu Labour alliance

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5 Responses to “Dear Santa”

  1. john cramer, on December 27th, 2007 at 4:45 am Said:

    I know that you would not want to be a male exploiter of two 21 year old twins who otherwise would have a meaningful career. As you would really want their father to shut down his alcohol plant so as not to intoxicate young people. As for the Viagra - surely you do not want big pharmacy to gather more gold.
    Tut, tut.

  2. Mark Wadsworth, on December 28th, 2007 at 1:10 pm Said:

    Excellent, I have responded here:

    http://markwadsworth.blogspot.com/2007/12/donorgate-police-to-press-charges.html

  3. harryaldridge, on December 29th, 2007 at 5:37 pm Said:

    Tagged you on “8 for 2008″ meme http://vindicovindico.blogspot.com/2007/12/eight-for-2008.html

  4. Welshcakes Limoncello, on December 31st, 2007 at 9:45 pm Said:

    I like your Santa requests!

    Buon anno 2008, HH.

  5. jameshigham, on January 7th, 2008 at 9:36 pm Said:

    I think Lembik has a couple surplus to requirements.

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