I am never going on holiday again*

I don’t know. I go away on holiday for a week and all hell breaks out. Amazingly, from my viewpoint, Boris is now the Mayor for London. I was convinced that red Ken’s deal with Siân Berry’s communist party would tip the balance in his favour, but, despite the best efforts of the Guardian, this appears not to have worked. Unsurprisingly, the BBC / Nu Labour alliance got a real kicking from the electorate on the same day.

But then Wendy from Scotland dropped a turd by suggesting that the SNP should bring forward the independence referendum, apparently without reference to the one eyed grump of downing street. Lots of flapping and downright fibbing followed, and only served to increase the feeling that the Labour party is in meltdown. The SNP must be wetting themselves at this dropped bollock, although I think they missed a trick to turn the knife ~ I would have pointed out that while the BBC / Nu Labour alliance may be happy to renege on manifesto promises of referendum, the SNP’s was quite clear and still stands.

Then, yesterday, the spectator had this delicious piece about twitchy Balls. While I would welcome a Blue Labour government like a dose of the clap, I cannot conceal my joy of our present bunch of criminal spivs totally fucking things up. Stories such as these can only help.

 

On a sad note, I understand Jenny ‘fwooooooor’ Scott is leaving the Daily Politics show. I haven’t been this disappointed since they took repeats of Buck Rogers of the air, resulting in me being unable to continue to perv over admire the acting skills of Erin Grey. Sob.

 

 

* this is an outright lie. I had a blooming blinding time shootin’ and fishin’, and would return tomorrow if circumstances allowed.

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